Hello, allow me to intorduce my self
Hi, I am new to this but I see it as a great way to piss away time, a useless hobby where I can further my future as a shut in. I don't have a prayer of meeting any new friends here, not because ya'll are not willing, it's just that I am such a negative mean sprited butt wipe, my true colors will soon come through and you will all hate me.
So with that said, allow me to be my self. Who the fuch has the time to waste on this kind of shit? Man, don't you have laundry to be done or food to cook or an oven to clean? Don't you have a real life? You are so freaking boring you have to peek in to my world to see what I am doing? Loosers!!!! I'm only here to aggrivate you! I hope you hate me! I hate you! From the bottom of my cold gray heart, I hate you.
So, any one want to go to the Hockey game Saturday night?
Write when you can, I'd love to hear from you, god knows you don't have any thing better to do....
MOM
So with that said, allow me to be my self. Who the fuch has the time to waste on this kind of shit? Man, don't you have laundry to be done or food to cook or an oven to clean? Don't you have a real life? You are so freaking boring you have to peek in to my world to see what I am doing? Loosers!!!! I'm only here to aggrivate you! I hope you hate me! I hate you! From the bottom of my cold gray heart, I hate you.
So, any one want to go to the Hockey game Saturday night?
Write when you can, I'd love to hear from you, god knows you don't have any thing better to do....
MOM
posted by MOM! Toilets Blogged! | 11:46 AM
17 Comments:
Can I link you to my site!
Well, looky here. Now doesn't this just sound familiar as hell?
Dude, you are so gonna get your ass chewed clean off. Mamma don't likey.
Mamma got yer head and she play big dirty, ya kin?
Hi Mom! When did they let you out?
Hooowee! I got friends! Thank you so much for visting my blog. This is working out so much better than I could have ever hoped. Now I have lackys like you looking at what I'm doing. Wow, won't mom be proud. Mom! Put on another diaper, I got friends coming over.
Josh, yes you may link me to your site, what could possibly go wrong with that?
Crabcake, I don't know what to say, none of your post made sense, so how about while you are wasting time, waste a little more and try to make some sense!?! We love you any how, even if we don't understand.
Roscoe, I been out for quite some time, just a few problems getting a library card so I can use thier computers, all mine were confinscated in the bust. How you doin?
Your basement smells of you own semen. Been spanking to your own wit? Can you post a picture for our entertainment, since your so smart and all...
Josh, I see this is an attempt at another boring blog. When will you give up?
Mom, you’re out of the blocks pretty hard. Slow down and get the lay of the land. Keep in mind, you may be the king of your basement, but now you’re the new fat guy who mooned the prison yard.
Josh, if I could post a photo of my self, trust me I would, Like Divine said: "I love having my picture taken." I'm no differnt except I don't dress in drag and all that other weird stuff she/he/it did.
Oh egg man, we love you.
Roscoe, I'd rather be a fat man mooning in prison, than, well I don't know, I guess I don't really want to be a fat man mooning at all, prison or no.
Further more, this blog does not allow anonymous comments, so that should keep out some of the riff raff, now if I could just block that Josh and Roscoe, Crabcake and I could work on needle point with mom, we are making a diaper cover, and trust me, it's a big project.
Drain: Just to let you know how many holes are in the blog world, the picture with " Josh, I see this is an attempt at another boring blog. When will you give up"? is what is called a flamer. They steal your identidy or invent, if you click on my name you will see it is someone else, and then character or lack of assasination begins. Crabcake helped me catch the last thief of my soul , she is good people and a buckeye as well. The photo of my stolen identity post was stolen from Roscoes site. You think we have time on our hands?...
i think you might find the spelling is "aggrevate".
you sound like a total spunk. i love a man with nice manners...
What we got here is some fresh fish. Grab him boyz!
Thank all of you so much for writing me, it is so nice to make new friends, I'm not really sure what that Josh guy means by fresh fish then I wonder if it is Josh or the Josh imposter??? Between you and me they are both crack pots! Well I better get back home and help Mom, she called and has her diaper in a twist over who is going to bake the cookies, I dont mind baking them, I just hate mixing up the dough and making all those little balls, hell I'll bake all night. Any one want to come help?
I have a deal on monogramed plungers. Lemme know you seem to me to be a man of wealth and taste.
Dear most loved Moms,
Very sorry. I mistook you for a relative. The language in my post was my people's native tongue. Only another of my kind could have understood it.
I will behave myself most graciously from here on out.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha haha ha! Just kidding. I won't behave myself. but.....I'm not a kook. Little bit of a kook but nothing scary.
Actually, the one you have to watch out for is that little Aussie imp, Jungle Jane. Well, and the mole people.
Jane tagged me and I thinkg I am suppposed to tag 5 others who I know somehow or another. The questions are 5 Things Other People Find Weird About Me
1: I put hot sauce on my daddy parts
2: I groom myself with my tounge
3: I have high self esteem
4: I do not think I am weird
5: All my friends are weird so how would they be able to gauge if I was weird, everyone else I wont fucking talk to!
With this I tag:
1:Roscoe
2:Mom! I blogged the toilet.
3.Dragon for Hire
4.Bill the apostle
5:Phats
This is the end of a dead end.
Repairs start at $39.95 for Drain, Plumbing & Handyman Services.
Silver FOX Home Comfort Services offers a FULL SERVICE program to maintain one of your biggest investments - YOUR HOME! We offer a 'ONE CALL DOES IT ALL" concept allowing you - the home owner - the convenience of solving ALL your HOME'S needs by contacting your Silver Fox Independent Home Comfort Specialists.
Is your Drain giving you problems? Visit our website - we can help!
Post a Comment
<< Home